OMG
A BUG
KILL IT
YOU SURE ITS DEAD?
DON'T FUCK WITH ME
I HATE BUGS
THEY'RE SO EWWY
THAT WAS GROSS
MADE ME WANT TO VOM
IT WAS A BIG BUG
I MEAN REAL BIG
IT WAS LIKE THIS BIG
BUT ITS DEAD NOW
RIGHT?
YOU SURE?
BECAUSE IF THAT FUCKING BUG COMES BACK
THIS INTERVIEW IS OVER
YOU THINK I'M KIDDING?
I'LL GET UP RIGHT NOW
SEE YA
JK
YOU WERE SO SCARED
YOU WERE ALL
NOOOO
DON'T LEAVE
YOU IDIOT
I GOT YOU SO GOOD
RESPECT.
THATS JUST WHAT I DO
I AM SO WHITE
I TRY TO DO THOSE HAND SIGNS
BUT WHATS THE POINT
DO YOU SMELL SOMETHING?
WAS THAT YOU?
OR MAYBE IT WAS THAT DEAD BUG
I THINK ITS THE BUG
DOOD
IT WAS SO YOU
WHAT THE FUCK MAN
YOU JUST DON'T DO THAT
LEAVE THE ROOM OR SOMETHING
AT LEAST OUT OF RESPECT
I'LL KARATE CHOP YOU NEXT TIME
K?
SHIT
ACTUALLY
I THINK IT WAS ME
DUDE I'M SO HIGH
I DIDN'T EVEN REALIZE I FARTED
I FEEL REAL BAD
IT JUST KIND OF SLIPPED OUT
SO EMBARRASSED
BUT I MEAN
IT WAS PRETTY FUNNY
I MEAN WHO GETS SO HIGH
THEY FART
AND DON'T EVEN KNOW IT
I GUESS I DO
THATS GOOD STUFF, RIGHT?
2 comments:
THANK YOU for making a few minutes of my work day total hysterical-laughter bliss. YES.
this crap is golden
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