TEN

DO YOU KNOW WHO THIS GIRL IS?


SHE JUST KIND OF CAME IN


SHE KNEW MY FUCKING NAME TOO, FREAKED ME OUT


CANT REALLY STAND HER


I WAS HER BOYFRIEND IN A MOVIE?




SHIIIT


THAT SUCKS


DID I MAKE OUT WITH HER?


WHEW, THANK GOD


YOU SAID I DANCED WITH HER?


REALLY?


I MUST'VE BEEN HIGH


REAL HIGH


IM PRETTY MUCH ALWAYS HIGH


DID YOU HEAR IM PLAYING A VAMPIRE?


BECAUSE I HAD NO CLUE


CRAZY RIGHT?


I MEAN


ONE DAY THIS BITCH CALLED ME EDWARD CULLEN ON THE STREET


AND I WAS LIKE


WAT


WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU


AND SHE WAS ALL LIKE


IM JAMIE JASTA, DUH


AND THEN THIS OTER BITCH PUNCHED ME


THEN WHEN I WOKE UP I WAS IN THIS WEIRD BED


TIED UP


IT WAS KIND OF CREEPY


BUT I KINDA LIKED IT


ACTUALLY


IT WAS PROBABLY THE BEST MOMENT OF MY LIFE


SO THEN THIS OTHER BITCH CAME IN


SHE HAD THIS WEIRD MASK ON


I THINK HER FRIEND CALLED HER LOLA


ANYWAY


THEY FORCE FED ME A RUFIE AND I PASSED OUT


I REALLY LIKED THAT


BUT THATS ALL I REMEMBER


I WONDER WHERE THOSE GIRLS ARE NOW


PROBABLY IN DETROIT


NAH
I STILL DO THEM


ALL THE TIME REALLY


I KIND OF WISH THEY WERE HERE


SO THEY COULD FUCK THIS BITCH UP




SHE TRIES TO PLAY LIKE SHE DOESN'T WANT ME


EVERYONE WANTS ME


CRAZY
BUT TRUE


IS SHE LOOKING AT ME?


SHES ALWAYS FUCKING STARING


MAYBE IF I CLOSE MY EYES


AND NOW HER EYES ARE CLOSED


WHAT THE FUCK IS UP WITH HER


DOES RPATTZ HAVE TO SMACK A BITCH?


I WILL SMACK A BITCH


YOU SEE
YOU DONT FUCK WITH RPATTZ


ITS COMMON KNOWLEDGE


I FUCK BITCHES UP


THIS ONE TIME I WAS JERKING OFF


YEAH I THINK I WAS HIGH


WHAT AM I TALKING ABOUT
IM ALWAYS HIGH!


IM SORRY I'LL GET SERIOUS NOW


LOOK IM AN INTERVIEWER
AND IM SERIOUS


SO MR. PATTISON
GETTING HIGH IS BAD


LIKE WTF DOOD