Thursday, July 23, 2009

TWENTY NINE

WHAT YOU ALL HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR....


WAT. I WASNT JUST PICKING MY NOSE


NAH I WAS JUST UHHH


YOU KNOW


JUST UHHH


I WAS JUST DOIN SOME BLOW


YOU KNOW, LIKE ANY OTHER DAY


I WOULD NEVER PICK MY NOSE IN PUBLIC


THATS DISGUSTING


WHO DO YOU THINK I AM?


BITCH I'M RPATTZ


BETTA RECOGNIZE


YOU DON'T QUESTION RPATTZ


BECAUSE QUESTIONS CONFUSE RPATTZZ


RPATTZ DOES NOT LIKE TO BE CONFUSED


IT MAKES ME WANNA CHOKE A BITCH


BUT I DO LIKE CHOKIN A BITCH


I PREFER TO SLAP EM THOUGH


MAYBE POKE EM IN THE EYE


THEN THEY CAN'T SEE ME COMING


THEY'LL BE LIKE WHOA


ARE YOU RPATTZ?


AND I'LL BE LIKE


WHY YES I AM


NOW GIVE ME YOUR BRA


AND THE SANDWICH TOO

Friday, April 3, 2009

TO OUR MILLIONS OF READERS

WE HAVE EXPANDED THE LULZ

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Saturday, March 28, 2009

TWENTY EIGHT


HERE, TRY SOME OF BELLA'S UTERUS...


GOOD RIGHT?!