SEVEN

FUCK THAT CHRISTIAN BALE DUDE


YOU GIRLS DONT NEED HIM


IM FUCKING EDWARD CULLEN


WHO NEEDS BATMAN WHEN YOU GOT EC IN DA HOUSE


LETS BE SERIOUS HERE


I MEAN
MY SKIN SPARKLES


AND I DO OTHER COOL SHIT


THAT I DON'T REMEMBER


BECAUSE I'M HIGH


WHAT WERE WE TALKING ABOUT AGAIN?


WHAT?


ABOUT TWILIGHT?


SHIT, I WAS IN THAT?


WHEN DID I SIGN UP FOR THAT?


ITS BASED IN A BOOK?


DID I READ IT?


WHY WOULD I DO THAT?


WAIT
IS IT THE ONE
WITH THE VAMPIRE?


WAIT
I'M THE VAMPIRE?


SHIIIIT
THATS FUCKIN' WILD


WAIT
I EAT PLACENTA?


THATS JUST FUCKED UP


WHY WOULD THEY MAKE ME DO THAT?


DO YOU THINK THEY'LL USE JELLO?


CAUSE JELLO WOULD BE GOOD


I CAN GET DOWN WITH SOME JELLO


ESPECIALLY IF ITS CHERRY
I LOVE CHERRY


SHIIIIT