NINETEEN

OH SHIT MAN
IS THIS A J?


ITS NOT?


I THINK
IM GOING TO TRY IT ANYWAY


SEE


IT DOES WORK


WHAT DID I TELL YA


ALWAYS LISTEN TO RPATTZ


I KNOW A J WHEN I SEE ONE


AND THIS RIGHT HERE


IS A J


GUY
YOURE GIVING ME A HEADACHE


SERIOUSLY, STOP TELLING ME ITS NOT A J


I MEAN JUST LOOK AT IT


IT LOOKS DELICIOUS


AND ITS JUST SO BEAUTIFUL


I LOVE YOU J


JUST THINKING ABOUT ALL THOSE GOOD TIMES


REMEMBER THAT ONE TIME


YOU MAY WANT TO SHUT YOUR EARS


SHIT HERE COMES A FLASHBACK


THIS COP GUY HAD JUST PULLED ME OVER
I WAS IN SUCH A DAZE


I LOOKED TO SEE IF IT WAS AN ILLUSION FROM MY HIGH


BUT NO, IT WAS A COP


I TRIED TO DAZZLE HIM


GIVE HIM A BIT OF THE RPATTZ CHARM


BUT IT WAS A NO GO


HE KEPT ASKING WAY TOO MANY QUESTIONS
TRYING TO KILL MY HIGH


THEN HE SHINED THIS LIGHT IN MY EYES
AND ASKED ME TO DROP MY PANTS


THEN I TOLD HIM "NAH MAN, YOUR FIRST"


AND THEN HE ACTUALLY DID IT


BUT HIS THING WAS TOO HARD TO SEE


I WAS ALL
DUDE ARE YOU SERIOUS?


I JUST KIND OF LAUGHED FOR A WHILE


BUT THEN HE STARTED TO COME CLOSER


AND I DEBATED WHETHER I SHOULD GO FOR IT OR RUN AWAY


AND OF COURSE I DID THE LOGICAL THING


I WENT FOR IT


IT WASNT SO BAD


I MEAN
I GOT TO KEEP MY WEED


IT JUST LEFT A FEW MENTAL SCARS


BUT NOTHING THAT CANT BE CURED WITH A GOOD J


LIKE THIS ONE


OH SHIT THE FLASHBACKS OVER?


THANK GOD


OH THOSE WERE THE DAYS


WHAT DO YOU MEAN IT WASNT A GOOD STORY


IT HAD ALL THE ELEMENTS OF A CLASSIC TALE


ROMANCE


UHH


DRUGS


AND JAMMIN TUNES


WHAT THE FUCK AM I DOING HERE


I SHOULDVE BEEN A WRITER


I WOULD WRITE THE SHIT OUT OF A BOOK


WITH MY EYES CLOSED


SEE LOOK
STILL CLOSED


I COULD DO THIS ALL DAY


SHIT


OH GOT IT


THAT WAS A CLOSE ONE


SHIT


ALRIGHT
GOT IT AGAIN GUYS


I GOT THIS ALL DAY


DAYS AND DAYS EVEN


THROUGH AGONY AND PAIN


DID YOU SAY MY NAME?


FUCK


YOU MOTHER FUCKER TRYING TO FUCK UP MY GAME


WELL FUCK YOU
I GOT IT BACK


I GOT THIS SHIT UNDER CONTROL


SEE LOOK
NO HANDS


THIS IS GETTING ME KINDA SLEEPY THOUGH