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JAMIE, I EXPECTED YOU TO BE ONLINE LAST NIGHT


BUT INSTEAD YOU LEAVE ME ALONE WITH WITH BITCH


SERIOUSLY?


I THOUGHT WE WERE CLOSER THAN THAT


YOU KNOW HOW MUCH I WANT TO SMACK THIS BITCH


YOU'RE GOING TO REGRET THIS


I SWEAR TO GOD I'M GOING TO KILL THIS BITCH


LOOK AT HER, SHE'S ALL


OH CHECK ME OUT, I'M IN THE HARRY POTTER MOVIE


I HAVE BLONDE IN MY HAIR AND GET TO DANCE WITH A REALLY HOT GUY THAT I DON'T DESERVE TO TOUCH


CHRIST.


ALL I WANT IT TO SMOKE A DOOBIE. THATS ALL.


GOD, JUST LOOK AT HER. I FEEL LIKE I'M GOING TO CRY JUST LOOKING AT HER HORRIBLE FACE.


OH NO, HERE THEY COME


THE FUCKING TEARS AGAIN, I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS BITCH MADE ME CRY AGAIN


THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT JAMIE. IF ONLY YOU CAME ONLINE


THIS WOULD HAVE NEVER HAPPENED.


UH OH, I'M STONED AGAIN.