OH SO YOU LIKE MY JACKET
SHIT IS REAL FLY SON
YEAH ITS NO BIG DEAL
GOT IT FROM A LITTLE PLACE CALLED THE SALVATION ARMY
VERY EXCLUSIVE, I KNOW
BUT NOT EVERYONE CAN AFFORD TO DRESS THIS WELL
ESPECIALLY YOU
BITCH YOU GOT NO STYLE
I SHOULD TAKE YOU TO THE SALVATION ARMY
I DONT KNOW IF YOU COULD AFFORD IT THOUGH
ITS QUITE EXPENSIVE
AND YOUR JUST A TV HOST
NOT A BIG TIME ACTOR LIKE MYSELF
SEE ALL THOSE PEOPLE
THEY ALL WANT ME
DONT BELIEVE ME?
IF YA'LL WANT SOME RPATTZ UPSHIRT
LEMME HEAR YOU SCREAM
WHAT'D I TELL YOU
UH OH
I THINK THEY'RE COMING FOR ME
NOT THE FANS YOU IDIOT
THE FUCKING POPO
YOU SEE LADY
IM WANTED IN 58 STATES FOR POSSESSION
WHY YES
I AM QUITE PROUD
WAIT
THERE ARE ONLY 50 STATES?
WELL THEN...
I THOUGHT I REALLY HAD SOMETHING GOING FOR ME
YOU SURE THERE ARE ONLY 50 STATES?
SHIIIT
I GUESS YOU CAUGHT ME IN THAT LIE
BUT BETWEEN YOU AND ME
I SHOT A MAN IN RENO JUST TO WATCH HIM DIE
PSHHHH YOU BELIEVED ME
I WOULD NEVER KILL A BITCH
I'D SMACK ONE THOUGH
ONE JUST LIKE YOURSELF
SO JUST KEEP YOUR HANDS TO YOURSELF
AND LETS CALL A SPADE A SPADE
AND WE'LL DO THE HOKEY POKEY
BECAUSE IN THE END
THATS WHAT ITS ALL ABOUT
FEEL ME?
8 comments:
lauren im obsessed with these haha you 2 are too fucking funny..oh edward <3
lauren im obsessed with these haha you 2 are too fucking funny..oh edward <3
lauren im obsessed with these haha you 2 are too fucking funny..oh edward <3
fucking amazing
Oh man. These are hilarious!! Good work.
This is awesome! I can't stop laughing!!!
my tummy really hurts from laughing sooooo much.
this is so so funny! keep it up xxx
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