
OH SO YOU LIKE MY JACKET

SHIT IS REAL FLY SON

YEAH ITS NO BIG DEAL

GOT IT FROM A LITTLE PLACE CALLED THE SALVATION ARMY

VERY EXCLUSIVE, I KNOW

BUT NOT EVERYONE CAN AFFORD TO DRESS THIS WELL

ESPECIALLY YOU

BITCH YOU GOT NO STYLE

I SHOULD TAKE YOU TO THE SALVATION ARMY

I DONT KNOW IF YOU COULD AFFORD IT THOUGH

ITS QUITE EXPENSIVE

AND YOUR JUST A TV HOST

NOT A BIG TIME ACTOR LIKE MYSELF

SEE ALL THOSE PEOPLE

THEY ALL WANT ME

DONT BELIEVE ME?

IF YA'LL WANT SOME RPATTZ UPSHIRT

LEMME HEAR YOU SCREAM


WHAT'D I TELL YOU

UH OH

I THINK THEY'RE COMING FOR ME

NOT THE FANS YOU IDIOT

THE FUCKING POPO

YOU SEE LADY

IM WANTED IN 58 STATES FOR POSSESSION

WHY YES
I AM QUITE PROUD

WAIT

THERE ARE ONLY 50 STATES?

WELL THEN...

I THOUGHT I REALLY HAD SOMETHING GOING FOR ME

YOU SURE THERE ARE ONLY 50 STATES?

SHIIIT

I GUESS YOU CAUGHT ME IN THAT LIE

BUT BETWEEN YOU AND ME

I SHOT A MAN IN RENO JUST TO WATCH HIM DIE


PSHHHH YOU BELIEVED ME

I WOULD NEVER KILL A BITCH

I'D SMACK ONE THOUGH

ONE JUST LIKE YOURSELF

SO JUST KEEP YOUR HANDS TO YOURSELF

AND LETS CALL A SPADE A SPADE

AND WE'LL DO THE HOKEY POKEY

BECAUSE IN THE END

THATS WHAT ITS ALL ABOUT

FEEL ME?
8 comments:
lauren im obsessed with these haha you 2 are too fucking funny..oh edward <3
lauren im obsessed with these haha you 2 are too fucking funny..oh edward <3
lauren im obsessed with these haha you 2 are too fucking funny..oh edward <3
fucking amazing
Oh man. These are hilarious!! Good work.
This is awesome! I can't stop laughing!!!
my tummy really hurts from laughing sooooo much.
this is so so funny! keep it up xxx
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