Friday, October 3, 2008

TWENTY ONE


WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU?


OH GOD ITS YOU AGAIN


WELL THIS IS A BIT AWKWARD ISNT IT


I THOUGHT I WOULD HAVE SMACKED YOU INTO ANOTHER DIMENSION BY NOW


SO I GUESS I JUST HAVE TO DEAL WITH YOU


DONT BE OFFENDED


OR ELSE I'LL PUNCH YOUR TEETH IN


YA HEARD?


YEAH THATS WHAT I THOUGHT


BITCH


OH SHIT
I FORGOT MY SHOES


MAYBE I LEFT THEM OVER THERE


DID YOU TAKE THEM?


OH SHIT WEREN'T YOU ON AMERICAS NEXT TOP MODEL


DID YOU KNOW THIS BITCH WAS ON THAT SHOW?


SO TELL ME
IS TYRA A BITCH


GIIIIIRL
YOU SERIOUS?


YEAH I FUCKIN KNEW IT


I ALWAYS KNEW THAT TYRA WAS TROUBLE


SHES ALL LIKE
SMILE WITH YOUR EYES SMILE WITH YOUR EYES


HOWS THIS TYRA
YOU LIKE THIS EYE SMILE?


JUST SHUT THE FUCK UP


BECAUSE I KNOW IM FIERCE


WAIT A MINUTE


YOU WERE THE DYKE


SHIIIIIIT


WELL I'D LIKE TO MAKE YOU A PROPOSITION


JUST LET ME HAVE YOU FOR ONE NIGHT


WHAT IF I SAID PLEASE?


THIS GIRL THINKS SHE CAN RESIST MY DAZZLE


NO ONE CAN RESIST MY DAZZLE


EVEN ONE OF YOUR SEXUAL ORIENTATION


SO JUST GIVE ME A CHANCE BABY


I GOT WHATCHA NEED


A LITTLE BIT OF THIS


A LITTLE BIT OF THAT


AND A LOT OF HEAVY DRUG USAGE


WAT
YOU DONT DO DRUGS EITHER?




WHAT IS UP WITH PEOPLE THESE DAYS?


THERE IS NOTHING WRONG WITH A LOT OF HEAVY DRUG USE


JUST LOOK HOW I TURNED OUT


PERFECTLY FINE

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

OMG, these are the funniest frickin' things ever!! Please, please, please keep going!! I check everyday for new ones, I'm that addicted! Thank you SO MUCH for doing these!!

dollsizedpistol said...

hahahahha the shoe part made me snort

Anonymous said...

i personally enjoyed the "breaking of the fourth wall" in this edition.