TWENTY FOUR

GUESS WHAT MY FAVORITE MOVIE IS


NOPE, NOT STAR WARS


GOD NO, ITS NOT GEORGE OF THE JUNGLE


MY FAVORITE MOVIE?


CROSSROADS


THAT B. SPEARS


TRULY ONE OF THE GREAT ACTRESSES OF OUR TIME


AND THE PLOT...I COULD REALLY RELATE


IT WAS JUST SO DEEP


I ONCE LIVED OFF TIPS I MADE SINGING HALF NAKED IN A KARAOKE BAR


AND THIS ONE TIME
I TOTALLY DROVE ACROSS THE COUNTRY WITH AN EX-CON


MAN WAS HE A CUTIE


OF COURSE WE FELL IN LOVE!


JUST LIKE LUCY AND BEN!


AND KEEP THIS ON THE DL


BUT HE WAS MY FIRST


OH MEMORIES


THOSE WERE SOME GOOD TIMES


I THINK


I DUNNO MAN
I WAS HIGH A LOT


THOSE EX-CONS
THEY HAVE GOOD HOOKUPS


IF YAGET MY DRIFT