Friday, October 3, 2008
TWENTY ONE
WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU?
OH GOD ITS YOU AGAIN
WELL THIS IS A BIT AWKWARD ISNT IT
I THOUGHT I WOULD HAVE SMACKED YOU INTO ANOTHER DIMENSION BY NOW
SO I GUESS I JUST HAVE TO DEAL WITH YOU
DONT BE OFFENDED
OR ELSE I'LL PUNCH YOUR TEETH IN
YA HEARD?
YEAH THATS WHAT I THOUGHT
BITCH
OH SHIT
I FORGOT MY SHOES
MAYBE I LEFT THEM OVER THERE
DID YOU TAKE THEM?
OH SHIT WEREN'T YOU ON AMERICAS NEXT TOP MODEL
DID YOU KNOW THIS BITCH WAS ON THAT SHOW?
SO TELL ME
IS TYRA A BITCH
GIIIIIRL
YOU SERIOUS?
YEAH I FUCKIN KNEW IT
I ALWAYS KNEW THAT TYRA WAS TROUBLE
SHES ALL LIKE
SMILE WITH YOUR EYES SMILE WITH YOUR EYES
HOWS THIS TYRA
YOU LIKE THIS EYE SMILE?
JUST SHUT THE FUCK UP
BECAUSE I KNOW IM FIERCE
WAIT A MINUTE
YOU WERE THE DYKE
SHIIIIIIT
WELL I'D LIKE TO MAKE YOU A PROPOSITION
JUST LET ME HAVE YOU FOR ONE NIGHT
WHAT IF I SAID PLEASE?
THIS GIRL THINKS SHE CAN RESIST MY DAZZLE
NO ONE CAN RESIST MY DAZZLE
EVEN ONE OF YOUR SEXUAL ORIENTATION
SO JUST GIVE ME A CHANCE BABY
I GOT WHATCHA NEED
A LITTLE BIT OF THIS
A LITTLE BIT OF THAT
AND A LOT OF HEAVY DRUG USAGE
WAT
YOU DONT DO DRUGS EITHER?
WHAT IS UP WITH PEOPLE THESE DAYS?
THERE IS NOTHING WRONG WITH A LOT OF HEAVY DRUG USE
JUST LOOK HOW I TURNED OUT
PERFECTLY FINE
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3 comments:
OMG, these are the funniest frickin' things ever!! Please, please, please keep going!! I check everyday for new ones, I'm that addicted! Thank you SO MUCH for doing these!!
hahahahha the shoe part made me snort
i personally enjoyed the "breaking of the fourth wall" in this edition.
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