OH SHIT MAN
IS THIS A J?
ITS NOT?
I THINK
IM GOING TO TRY IT ANYWAY
SEE
IT DOES WORK
WHAT DID I TELL YA
ALWAYS LISTEN TO RPATTZ
I KNOW A J WHEN I SEE ONE
AND THIS RIGHT HERE
IS A J
GUY
YOURE GIVING ME A HEADACHE
SERIOUSLY, STOP TELLING ME ITS NOT A J
I MEAN JUST LOOK AT IT
IT LOOKS DELICIOUS
AND ITS JUST SO BEAUTIFUL
I LOVE YOU J
JUST THINKING ABOUT ALL THOSE GOOD TIMES
REMEMBER THAT ONE TIME
YOU MAY WANT TO SHUT YOUR EARS
SHIT HERE COMES A FLASHBACK
THIS COP GUY HAD JUST PULLED ME OVER
I WAS IN SUCH A DAZE
I LOOKED TO SEE IF IT WAS AN ILLUSION FROM MY HIGH
BUT NO, IT WAS A COP
I TRIED TO DAZZLE HIM
GIVE HIM A BIT OF THE RPATTZ CHARM
BUT IT WAS A NO GO
HE KEPT ASKING WAY TOO MANY QUESTIONS
TRYING TO KILL MY HIGH
THEN HE SHINED THIS LIGHT IN MY EYES
AND ASKED ME TO DROP MY PANTS
THEN I TOLD HIM "NAH MAN, YOUR FIRST"
AND THEN HE ACTUALLY DID IT
BUT HIS THING WAS TOO HARD TO SEE
I WAS ALL
DUDE ARE YOU SERIOUS?
I JUST KIND OF LAUGHED FOR A WHILE
BUT THEN HE STARTED TO COME CLOSER
AND I DEBATED WHETHER I SHOULD GO FOR IT OR RUN AWAY
AND OF COURSE I DID THE LOGICAL THING
I WENT FOR IT
IT WASNT SO BAD
I MEAN
I GOT TO KEEP MY WEED
IT JUST LEFT A FEW MENTAL SCARS
BUT NOTHING THAT CANT BE CURED WITH A GOOD J
LIKE THIS ONE
OH SHIT THE FLASHBACKS OVER?
THANK GOD
OH THOSE WERE THE DAYS
WHAT DO YOU MEAN IT WASNT A GOOD STORY
IT HAD ALL THE ELEMENTS OF A CLASSIC TALE
ROMANCE
UHH
DRUGS
AND JAMMIN TUNES
WHAT THE FUCK AM I DOING HERE
I SHOULDVE BEEN A WRITER
I WOULD WRITE THE SHIT OUT OF A BOOK
WITH MY EYES CLOSED
SEE LOOK
STILL CLOSED
I COULD DO THIS ALL DAY
SHIT
OH GOT IT
THAT WAS A CLOSE ONE
SHIT
ALRIGHT
GOT IT AGAIN GUYS
I GOT THIS ALL DAY
DAYS AND DAYS EVEN
THROUGH AGONY AND PAIN
DID YOU SAY MY NAME?
FUCK
YOU MOTHER FUCKER TRYING TO FUCK UP MY GAME
WELL FUCK YOU
I GOT IT BACK
I GOT THIS SHIT UNDER CONTROL
SEE LOOK
NO HANDS
THIS IS GETTING ME KINDA SLEEPY THOUGH
