TWENTY SEVEN

TWENTY SIX

IM SORRY OFFICER
I SWEAR IT'S JUST PENCIL SHAVINGS

TWENTY FIVE

Just a small town girl living in a lonely world
She took the midnight train going anywhere


Just a city boy born and raised in South Detroit
He took the midnight train going anywhere


A singer in a smokey room the smell of wine and cheap perfume


For a smile they can share the night.


It goes on and on and on and on


Strangers waiting up down the boulevard.
Their shadows searchin' in the night


Streetlight people living just to find emotion
Hiding somewhere in the night


Working hard to get my fill everybody wants a thrill
Payin' anything to roll the dice. Just one more time.


Some will win some will lose some were born to sing the blues.


Oh the movie never ends. It goes on and on and on and on...


DON'T STOP BELIVEINNNGGGGG
HOLD ON TO THAT FEELINGGGG

TO OUR MILLIONS OF FANS

AS SOME OF YOU HAVE NOTICED THE PICTURES ARE NOT WORKING RIGHT NOW.

WE DON'T KNOW WHY.

NO NEED TO WORRY, WE WILL CONTINUE THE ADVENTURES AND BRING THE LULZ.

SORRY FOR THE INCONVENIENCE.

HOPEFULLY EVERYTHING WILL BE BACK TO NORMAL SOON.


*****EDIT*****

WE FIGURED OUT THE PROBLEM

BUT NOW THE PROBLEM IS IT'S GOING TO TAKE US A LONG WHILE TO GET THE PICTURES BACK UP

NO WORRIES CHILDREN, WE GO THIS SHIT

TWENTY FOUR

GUESS WHAT MY FAVORITE MOVIE IS


NOPE, NOT STAR WARS


GOD NO, ITS NOT GEORGE OF THE JUNGLE


MY FAVORITE MOVIE?


CROSSROADS


THAT B. SPEARS


TRULY ONE OF THE GREAT ACTRESSES OF OUR TIME


AND THE PLOT...I COULD REALLY RELATE


IT WAS JUST SO DEEP


I ONCE LIVED OFF TIPS I MADE SINGING HALF NAKED IN A KARAOKE BAR


AND THIS ONE TIME
I TOTALLY DROVE ACROSS THE COUNTRY WITH AN EX-CON


MAN WAS HE A CUTIE


OF COURSE WE FELL IN LOVE!


JUST LIKE LUCY AND BEN!


AND KEEP THIS ON THE DL


BUT HE WAS MY FIRST


OH MEMORIES


THOSE WERE SOME GOOD TIMES


I THINK


I DUNNO MAN
I WAS HIGH A LOT


THOSE EX-CONS
THEY HAVE GOOD HOOKUPS


IF YAGET MY DRIFT

TWENTY THREE

WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO BE FOR HALLOWEEN


I THINK I WANNA BE


A DOLPHIN.


YEAH I REALLY LIKE DOLPHINS


THE WAY THEY GO EEE EEE EEE


AND THEY GOT THOSE THINGS ON THEIR HEAD


AND IT SHOOTS STUFF OUT OF IT


YEAH I DONT REALLY KNOW WHAT THEY ARE FOR


BUT ITS REALLY COOL


REMEMBER THAT SHOW FLIPPER


THAT DOLPHIN COULD TALK


IT WAS ALL LIKE


TIMMYS IN A WELL


THAT FURRY DOLPHIN SAVES LIVES


SO YOU BETTER RESPECT IT


I KNOW I DO


I GOT A FLIPPER PIN ON MY BOOKBAG IF YOU WANNA SEE


I ALSO HAVE THIS SWEET TRIBAL
WITH A DOLPHIN JUMPING OVER A SUNSET


IT GOES RIGHT ACROSS MY CHEST
ITS SO SICK


I DESIGNED IT MYSELF


WHEN I GAVE IT TO THE DUDE HE WAS LIKE


YEAH MAN THIS IS REALLY GOOD
ITS GOING TO LOOK AWESOME


AND I WAS JUST LIKE


YEAH I KNOW


THEN AFTER I GOT IT DONE


HE TOLD ME FLIPPER WASN'T FLIPPER


BUT IT WAS SOME SHIT NAMED LASSIE


I WAS ALL LIKE


COME ON GUY
I KNOW A FLIPPER WHEN I SEE A FLIPPER


AND THIS MY FRIEND
IS A FLIPPER


HE WAS TRYINA FUCK WITH MY HEAD


I HATE IT WHEN PEOPLE FUCK WITH ME HEAD


THINKIN IM ALL DUMB AND SHIT


FUCK THAT


ACTIN LIKE THEY DONT KNOW WHO I AM


I'M FLIPPER MOTHERFUCKERS.


DONT BELIEVE ME
WATCH THIS


EEE EEE EEE


YEAH THATS WHAT I FUCKING THOUGHT


JUST IGNORE THAT NAME AT THE BOTTOM OF THE SCREEN.