TWENTY NINE

WHAT YOU ALL HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR....


WAT. I WASNT JUST PICKING MY NOSE


NAH I WAS JUST UHHH


YOU KNOW


JUST UHHH


I WAS JUST DOIN SOME BLOW


YOU KNOW, LIKE ANY OTHER DAY


I WOULD NEVER PICK MY NOSE IN PUBLIC


THATS DISGUSTING


WHO DO YOU THINK I AM?


BITCH I'M RPATTZ


BETTA RECOGNIZE


YOU DON'T QUESTION RPATTZ


BECAUSE QUESTIONS CONFUSE RPATTZZ


RPATTZ DOES NOT LIKE TO BE CONFUSED


IT MAKES ME WANNA CHOKE A BITCH


BUT I DO LIKE CHOKIN A BITCH


I PREFER TO SLAP EM THOUGH


MAYBE POKE EM IN THE EYE


THEN THEY CAN'T SEE ME COMING


THEY'LL BE LIKE WHOA


ARE YOU RPATTZ?


AND I'LL BE LIKE


WHY YES I AM


NOW GIVE ME YOUR BRA


AND THE SANDWICH TOO

TO OUR MILLIONS OF READERS

WE HAVE EXPANDED THE LULZ

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TWENTY EIGHT

HERE, TRY SOME OF BELLA'S UTERUS...


GOOD RIGHT?!

TWENTY SEVEN

TWENTY SIX

IM SORRY OFFICER
I SWEAR IT'S JUST PENCIL SHAVINGS

TWENTY FIVE

Just a small town girl living in a lonely world
She took the midnight train going anywhere


Just a city boy born and raised in South Detroit
He took the midnight train going anywhere


A singer in a smokey room the smell of wine and cheap perfume


For a smile they can share the night.


It goes on and on and on and on


Strangers waiting up down the boulevard.
Their shadows searchin' in the night


Streetlight people living just to find emotion
Hiding somewhere in the night


Working hard to get my fill everybody wants a thrill
Payin' anything to roll the dice. Just one more time.


Some will win some will lose some were born to sing the blues.


Oh the movie never ends. It goes on and on and on and on...


DON'T STOP BELIVEINNNGGGGG
HOLD ON TO THAT FEELINGGGG

TO OUR MILLIONS OF FANS

AS SOME OF YOU HAVE NOTICED THE PICTURES ARE NOT WORKING RIGHT NOW.

WE DON'T KNOW WHY.

NO NEED TO WORRY, WE WILL CONTINUE THE ADVENTURES AND BRING THE LULZ.

SORRY FOR THE INCONVENIENCE.

HOPEFULLY EVERYTHING WILL BE BACK TO NORMAL SOON.


*****EDIT*****

WE FIGURED OUT THE PROBLEM

BUT NOW THE PROBLEM IS IT'S GOING TO TAKE US A LONG WHILE TO GET THE PICTURES BACK UP

NO WORRIES CHILDREN, WE GO THIS SHIT

TWENTY FOUR

GUESS WHAT MY FAVORITE MOVIE IS


NOPE, NOT STAR WARS


GOD NO, ITS NOT GEORGE OF THE JUNGLE


MY FAVORITE MOVIE?


CROSSROADS


THAT B. SPEARS


TRULY ONE OF THE GREAT ACTRESSES OF OUR TIME


AND THE PLOT...I COULD REALLY RELATE


IT WAS JUST SO DEEP


I ONCE LIVED OFF TIPS I MADE SINGING HALF NAKED IN A KARAOKE BAR


AND THIS ONE TIME
I TOTALLY DROVE ACROSS THE COUNTRY WITH AN EX-CON


MAN WAS HE A CUTIE


OF COURSE WE FELL IN LOVE!


JUST LIKE LUCY AND BEN!


AND KEEP THIS ON THE DL


BUT HE WAS MY FIRST


OH MEMORIES


THOSE WERE SOME GOOD TIMES


I THINK


I DUNNO MAN
I WAS HIGH A LOT


THOSE EX-CONS
THEY HAVE GOOD HOOKUPS


IF YAGET MY DRIFT