Thursday, July 23, 2009

TWENTY NINE

WHAT YOU ALL HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR....


WAT. I WASNT JUST PICKING MY NOSE


NAH I WAS JUST UHHH


YOU KNOW


JUST UHHH


I WAS JUST DOIN SOME BLOW


YOU KNOW, LIKE ANY OTHER DAY


I WOULD NEVER PICK MY NOSE IN PUBLIC


THATS DISGUSTING


WHO DO YOU THINK I AM?


BITCH I'M RPATTZ


BETTA RECOGNIZE


YOU DON'T QUESTION RPATTZ


BECAUSE QUESTIONS CONFUSE RPATTZZ


RPATTZ DOES NOT LIKE TO BE CONFUSED


IT MAKES ME WANNA CHOKE A BITCH


BUT I DO LIKE CHOKIN A BITCH


I PREFER TO SLAP EM THOUGH


MAYBE POKE EM IN THE EYE


THEN THEY CAN'T SEE ME COMING


THEY'LL BE LIKE WHOA


ARE YOU RPATTZ?


AND I'LL BE LIKE


WHY YES I AM


NOW GIVE ME YOUR BRA


AND THE SANDWICH TOO

22 comments:

Anonymous said...

So if you like to slap a bitch what do you do when they slap you back?

Lisa said...

haaahahaha, loved it

BuckleThis said...

You are funny ass dude!! Whoop DAT TRICK!! Whoop DAT TRICK!! LMAO

Anonymous said...

What makes you think I'm a Dude?...I might be the Bitch that slaps back!!!!

rpattz said...

EXCUSE ME DO NOT LEAVE COMMENTS POSING AS ME, THANK YOU

Stephanie said...

your pictures with the post are very funny...however I do have a question do you honestly think of woman that way?

Anonymous said...

oh my god i love you hahaha

KandyChazer said...

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH......and HA!! That is all..

KandyChazer said...

WHOA!!! Weird.....My pic is waaaaay over there~~~~~~~~>>>>

Anonymous said...

EEEE, EEEE, EEEE! Yeah bitch, you heard me lol!! And you were like "No I didn't" and I was like, "You sure as hell did. You Betta reckonize, now give me my bra back and stop eatin my sandwich, hoebag!" lol. (I' m very fluent in RPattz Slap A Hoe language)
---Strawberrybree from Twitter

Anonymous said...

YAY UPDATES <3

The Shannon said...

That is so goddamn funny!!! MORE!!!

Anonymous said...

You can keep the sandwitch but you can't have my bra!

Anonymous said...

BRILLIANT!

Anonymous said...

effing hilarious!!! more please....

SarahElizabeth said...

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I hope that works. I thought this was so friggin' funny that I decided to make it animated. It's going around on twilighted.net now. Just thought I'd give it back, that way everyone knows the genius came from you.

Mwahs!

Steffie said...

I would give you my bra, since you put it that way!

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