TWENTY TWO

OH SO YOU LIKE MY JACKET


SHIT IS REAL FLY SON


YEAH ITS NO BIG DEAL


GOT IT FROM A LITTLE PLACE CALLED THE SALVATION ARMY


VERY EXCLUSIVE, I KNOW


BUT NOT EVERYONE CAN AFFORD TO DRESS THIS WELL


ESPECIALLY YOU


BITCH YOU GOT NO STYLE


I SHOULD TAKE YOU TO THE SALVATION ARMY


I DONT KNOW IF YOU COULD AFFORD IT THOUGH


ITS QUITE EXPENSIVE


AND YOUR JUST A TV HOST


NOT A BIG TIME ACTOR LIKE MYSELF


SEE ALL THOSE PEOPLE


THEY ALL WANT ME


DONT BELIEVE ME?


IF YA'LL WANT SOME RPATTZ UPSHIRT


LEMME HEAR YOU SCREAM




WHAT'D I TELL YOU


UH OH


I THINK THEY'RE COMING FOR ME


NOT THE FANS YOU IDIOT


THE FUCKING POPO


YOU SEE LADY


IM WANTED IN 58 STATES FOR POSSESSION


WHY YES
I AM QUITE PROUD


WAIT


THERE ARE ONLY 50 STATES?


WELL THEN...


I THOUGHT I REALLY HAD SOMETHING GOING FOR ME


YOU SURE THERE ARE ONLY 50 STATES?


SHIIIT


I GUESS YOU CAUGHT ME IN THAT LIE


BUT BETWEEN YOU AND ME


I SHOT A MAN IN RENO JUST TO WATCH HIM DIE




PSHHHH YOU BELIEVED ME


I WOULD NEVER KILL A BITCH


I'D SMACK ONE THOUGH


ONE JUST LIKE YOURSELF


SO JUST KEEP YOUR HANDS TO YOURSELF


AND LETS CALL A SPADE A SPADE


AND WE'LL DO THE HOKEY POKEY


BECAUSE IN THE END


THATS WHAT ITS ALL ABOUT


FEEL ME?

TWENTY ONE

WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU?


OH GOD ITS YOU AGAIN


WELL THIS IS A BIT AWKWARD ISNT IT


I THOUGHT I WOULD HAVE SMACKED YOU INTO ANOTHER DIMENSION BY NOW


SO I GUESS I JUST HAVE TO DEAL WITH YOU


DONT BE OFFENDED


OR ELSE I'LL PUNCH YOUR TEETH IN


YA HEARD?


YEAH THATS WHAT I THOUGHT


BITCH


OH SHIT
I FORGOT MY SHOES


MAYBE I LEFT THEM OVER THERE


DID YOU TAKE THEM?


OH SHIT WEREN'T YOU ON AMERICAS NEXT TOP MODEL


DID YOU KNOW THIS BITCH WAS ON THAT SHOW?


SO TELL ME
IS TYRA A BITCH


GIIIIIRL
YOU SERIOUS?


YEAH I FUCKIN KNEW IT


I ALWAYS KNEW THAT TYRA WAS TROUBLE


SHES ALL LIKE
SMILE WITH YOUR EYES SMILE WITH YOUR EYES


HOWS THIS TYRA
YOU LIKE THIS EYE SMILE?


JUST SHUT THE FUCK UP


BECAUSE I KNOW IM FIERCE


WAIT A MINUTE


YOU WERE THE DYKE


SHIIIIIIT


WELL I'D LIKE TO MAKE YOU A PROPOSITION


JUST LET ME HAVE YOU FOR ONE NIGHT


WHAT IF I SAID PLEASE?


THIS GIRL THINKS SHE CAN RESIST MY DAZZLE


NO ONE CAN RESIST MY DAZZLE


EVEN ONE OF YOUR SEXUAL ORIENTATION


SO JUST GIVE ME A CHANCE BABY


I GOT WHATCHA NEED


A LITTLE BIT OF THIS


A LITTLE BIT OF THAT


AND A LOT OF HEAVY DRUG USAGE


WAT
YOU DONT DO DRUGS EITHER?




WHAT IS UP WITH PEOPLE THESE DAYS?


THERE IS NOTHING WRONG WITH A LOT OF HEAVY DRUG USE


JUST LOOK HOW I TURNED OUT


PERFECTLY FINE